JIMMY:
OH, THE PLACES I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU,
ALTHOUGH I HARDLY KNOW YOU.
I’VE A FUNNY FEELING WE MAKE A PERFECT PAIR.
FAMOUS SIGHTS I WANT TO SEE YOU SEEING,
THEN NIGHTS OF YOU AND ME-ING
ME. YOU. WE-
Wait a minute! Just a minute! No, no, no, no!
I’M A JOE WITH JUST ONE AIM:
EV’RY NIGHT TO DATE A DIFF’RENT DAME.
CALL EACH ONE OF ‘EM THE SAME PET NAME,
“HEY BABY’.
IN A ROW, I HAVE MY DUCKS.
LOADS OF GALS TO ME LOADS OF YUKS.
LEAVE THE COONING TO THE OTHER CLUCKS.
I DON’T MEAN MAYBE.
GOT IT GOOD. WHAT DO I NEED WITH LOVE?
ALWAYS PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH:
KEEP TEMPTATION OUT OF EASY REACH.
STICK TO GALS WHO WASH THEIR HAIR IN BLEACH,
I’M HAPPY.
COME AND GO THE WAY I CHOOSE.
NEVER GONNA SING THE TIED DOWN BLUES.
OTHER GUYS WOULD KILL TO FILL MY SHOES.
NO WING-CLIPPED SAPPY.
GOT IT GOOD. WHAT DO I NEED WITH LOVE?
THAT WAS A NEAR MISS.
TALK ABOUT A CLOSE SHAVE.
FLIRTED WITH DISASTER.
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE UP THERE
WATCHIN’ OVER ME.
TALK ABOUT A FOUR-LEAF-CLOVER-ME.
PETER RABBIT’S MISSING FOOTSIE
MEANS I ROLL WITHOUT A TOOTSIE.
GOT IT GOOD. WHAT DO I NEED WITH LOVE?
I GOT IT GOOD. WHAT DO I NEED WITH LOVE?
SKIP THE VOWS AND ALL THAT ROT.
TELL THE MINISTER THAT I “DO” NOT.
BRIGHT AND BREEZY IS THE-
BIRDS AND BEES-Y IS THE-
FREE AND EASY IS THE LIFE I GOT-
WITHOUT HER.
ALTHOUGH I HARDLY KNOW YOU…
WHAT DO I NEED WITH LOVE?
I GOT IT GOOD.
GOT IT GOOD.
BUT NOW I GOT IT BAD!
