ENSEMBLE MEN:
THERE ARE THOSE, I SUPPOSE,
THINK WE'RE MAD. HEAVEN KNOWS,
THE WORLD HAS GONE TO RACK AND TO RUIN
WOMAN #1:
WHAT WE THINK IS CHIC,
WOMAN #2:
UNIQUE
WOMEN #3 & #4:
AND QUITE ADORABLE.
ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
THEY THINK IS ODD AND "SODOOM AND GOMARRAH" -BLE!
MILLIE:
BUT THE FACT IS,
EVERYTHING TODAY IS THOROUGHLY MODERN
ENSEMBLE:
CHECK YOUR PERSONALITY.
MILLIE:
EVERYTHING TODAY MAKES YESTERDAY SLOW.
ENSEMBLE:
BETTER FACE REALITY.
MILLIE:
IT'S NOT INSANITY, SAYS VANITY FAIR.
IN FACT, IT'S STYLISH TO
MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
RAISE YOUR SKIRTS AND BOB YOUR HAIR.
MILLIE:
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY KISS
IN THE MOVIES?
ENSEMBLE MEN:
ISN'T IT DELECTABLE?
MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
PAINTING LIPS AND PENCIL LINING YOUR BROW,
NOW IS QUITE RESPECTABLE.
MILLIE:
GOOD-BYE, GOOD GOODY GIRL
I'M CHANGING AND HOW.
ENSEMBLE:
SO BEAT THE DRUMS 'CAUSE HERE COMES
THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE NOW!
WHAT WE THINK IS CHIC, UNIQUE AND QUITE
ADORABLE,
THEY THINK IS ODD AND "SODOOM AND GOMORRAH"-BLE!
BUT THE FACT IS,
EVERYTHING TODAY IS THOROUGHLY MODERN
ENSEMBLE MEN:
BANDS ARE GETTING JAZZIER.
ENSEMBLE:
EVERYTHING TODAY IS STARTING TO GO,
ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
CARS ARE GETTING SNAZZIER.
ENSEMBLE:
MEN SAY IT'S CRIMINAL WHAT WOMEN'LL DO.
WHAT THEY'RE FORGETTING IS
MILLIE:
THIS IS 1922!
MILLIE and ENSEMBLE:
GOOD-BYE, GOOD GOODY GIRL
I'M CHANGING AND HOW!
MILLIE:
I'M CHANGING AND HOW!
MILLIE and ENSEMBLE:
SO BEAT THE DRUMS, 'CAUSE HERE COMES
THOROUGHLY
HOT OFF THE PRESS, ONE STEP AHEAD!
JAZZ AGE!
WHOOPEE BABY! WE'RE SO THOROUGHLY
MODERN
MILLIE:
MILLIE!
MILLIE and ENSEMBLE:
NOW!
